Microlender Forecloses on Goat
[microlending]
'Good Old Days' Traced Back to
Single Weekend in 1948
[history]
Hertz Introduces Short-Term Rental for Just Driving...
[cars]
The NFL's Overcomplicated Rules
[sports,
football]
Illinois Does a Few Adult Films to Make Ends Meet
[Illinois]
Something about Tax Cuts or Earnings or Money or...
[the economy]
Bloomberg: 3 Terms for
Him but 2 for Everyone Else
[New
York City]
There was Definitely a Point During
that Stoning...
[Iran]
Bush Still
Working on Manned Mission to Mars...
[George
W. Bush]
The Worst Reviews on Amazon of Some
Great Books
[books,
Amazon]
Great
Moments in Cursing on Live Television
[cursing]
Bar Patrons Dismayed by Sight of
Band Setting Up
[bands]
Trojan Introduces 'No One's
Pleasure' Condoms for Bitter...
[relationships]
New Edition of Bible Specifically
Mentions...
[Christianity]
Tea Party Candidate Once "Dabbled in
Witchcraft"
[The Tea Party]
Fetish Only Realized After
Watching Wife Drown
[fetishes]
Obama's ...Video
Addresses...Increasingly Avant-Garde
[Obama]
Future: News from the Year
2137
[the
future]
Ridley Scott Trades Russell Crowe to Tim
Burton...
[celebrities]
New Six Flags Ride Based on Relationship with
Deborah
[amusement
parks]
Closeted Soldiers Getting in Last
Clandestine...
[gay
issues]
Tom Hanks Forces Houseguests to Play
'World War II...'
[Tom
Hanks]
Chimp in Cocaine Study Starts Lying to
Friends
[chimpanzees]
Computer
Company Started in Garage 30 Years Ago...
[business]
Comparisons of R.
Hunter to M. Ahmadinejad Via Oprah
[Rielle Hunter]
Daytime, Nighttime 7-11
Clerks Have Vastly Different...
[7-11]
'We've Been Looking at
Dinosaurs Upside Down'
[dinosaurs]
Sierra Leone Diamond
Miner Devastated...
[Sierra
Leone]
U.S. Grinds to a Halt
as Nation Realizes Money...an Illusion
[money
Belarusian TV Network Blatantly Copies
Big Bang Theory
[The BBT]
Nation's
Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal...
[strangers]
The Idiocy of Text Message Adultery
[text
messages]
Filipino Philanthropist Spouts (Oprah's) Words of Wisdom
[Oprah
Winfrey]
5-Second
Films
[clips]
Good-Looking One Not Working Today
[The Onion]
The
Presidential Reunion
[SNL]
Man Steals Bus
A Spot-On Morgan Freeman Impression
[Josh Robert Thompson]
Philosopher Left to Muse on Ridicule
Over Believing a Hoax
[philosophy,
hoaxes]
Rip Torn Arrested Drunk with a Gun in
Hometown Bank
[Rip
Torn,
celebrities]
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be
Christian
[Christianity]
Clint Eastwood Continues
Desperate, 40-Year Attempt...
[Clint Eastwood]
At Airport Security, Making Sure
the Parrot Isn't Loaded
[airports]
The Great
Guinea Hen Massacre
[animals,
birds]
Pornography Study Doomed to
Fail
[porn]
Jewspotting: The NYT Likes to Show You Unusual Jewspots
[Jewish people]
65% of All
Wildlife Now Used as Homosexual Signifier
[gay issues]
Egyptastic:
Like the Onion, But Devoted to Egyptology
[Zahi
Hawass]
At Obama's
First State Dinner, the First Crashers
[Obama]
Diamond
Thief Stops to Check Facebook, Doesn't Log Out
[Facebook,
crime]
Area Man
Has Far Greater Knowledge of Marvel Universe..
[Marvel]
'Sesame
Street' Makes fun of Fox News &
Defends Itself
Sesame Street
Kid with Cancer Hopes to Realize
Dream . . .
[cancer]
Couple Sneaks Away from Party
for a Little Arguing
[relationships]
Husband
Still Faithful after 42 Years of Trying to Cheat
[[marriage
and kids]
Yamaha CEO Pleased with Current Production
of Jet Skis..
[Yamaha]
Unstable Relative, Toddler
Compete for Attention . . .
Pantene
Markets New Shampoo as Best for Masturbating..
[Pantene]
True
Lunch Waits
[abstinence]
Area
Couple Not Sure If Sex Was
Tantric
[sex,
tantric sex]
Not Cool for Kids:
Masturbating Cowboy Spinning Semen
[art]
Dylan
Stopped by Police for
Suspicious Wandering
[Bob
Dylan]
Grandma Classifies 79% of
Everything a Shame
Baseball Fans Delighted By
Between-Innings F*ck-Cams
[baseball,
sports]
Awful
Man Offers Witty, Acerbic
Taste on Everything . . .
Middle-Age
Center Provides Safe, Positive
Place
...
Mom Really
Funny Today
[parenting]
Abortion Doctor's Murder
Sparks Waves of Calm,
Rational Discussion
[abortion,
murder]
A $23,148,855,308,184,500
Train Ticket
[mistakes]
The World
According to Americans
[maps]
Wife Blows MI6 Chief's Cover
on Facebook
[Facebook]
Let That Which is Unsaid Be
Said
New Netpix Service Sends
Unlimited Photographs . . .
Classmates.com Employees
Don't Have Heart to Tell . . .
[Classmates.com]
Three Fingered on
Class Trip to
Washington, D.C.
[fingering]
Study Finds Paint
Aisle at Loew's Best
Place . . .
[Loew's]
NASA Contest Goes
Awry: New
Satellite is
"Colbert"
[NASA,
Steven
Colbert]
Area Man Down to
Final Week of Heyday
Plan to Start Little
Stationary Store Too
Sad for Bank . . .
[banks]
Nation's Blacks
Creeped Out By All
the People Smiling
...
[African Americans]
Girl Would Be
Terrified if She
Knew Teacher Had
Crush . . .
[teachers]
Japan Pledges to
Halt Production of
Weirdo Porn . . .
[Japan,
porn,
business]
Charles Barkley
Finally Gets That
Blowjob
[Charles Barkley,
oral sex,
sex]
WaMu Files for
ChapLev
[Washington Mutual,
banks]
U.S. Army Sends 7,000 John
Doe Letters to Mourners
[the Army]
God Help Him, But
Area Man Loves That Crazy
B*tch
History Doomed to
Repeat Itself...Dropped Food
on Pants
Prank Call to Sarah
Palin from Man Imitating
Sarkozy
[Sarah Palin,
Nicolas Sarkozy]
Candidates Annoyed
to Have to Take Stance on
Zinc
[elections,
Obama,
McCain]
I am Under 18
Clicked for 1st Time in
History of Internet
[the Internet]
Members of Twisted
Sister Now Willing to Take
It
[Twisted Sister]
Nervous Energy Drink
Recreates Waiting-for-Girl
Feeling
Blog
Posts Holes in Microsoft's
"Taste Test"
[Microsoft,
blogs]
Animal
Tales
[animals]
Denver
Optometrist Not Sure Why He
Has Gay Cult Following
[gay issues]
Obama Practices
Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose
[Obama]
New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour
F*&kfest Didn't Keep You Up
Gondry Entertained For Days
By..Cardboard Box
[Michel Gondry]
The Tax Return of Every
Italian Citizen Posted
Online
[Italy]
Anchor
Curses on the Air
Clip
E-mail from Aunt Accidentally Opened
[email]
If Elected, I Will Have
the Hottest 1st Lady in History
[Fred Thompson]
Nimoy is Not Bothered by
Shatner's Absence
[Star Trek,
William
Shatner,
Leonard Nimoy]
Anti-Bush Sign Upturns Bridge World
[Bush]
Craig, Officer Argue Over
Details of Incident
[Larry Craig,
politics]
Day Spent On
Internet Comes Full Circle
[the Internet]
Dick in a Box
Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick
In Next Movie
[Ben Affleck]
Gunman
Recaptured After Mistaken Early Release
Acid Trip Planned Better Than Vacation
[LSD,
drugs]
Summer Reading List
New Sealy Mattress
Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus
[Sealy,
products]
Where Do Homosexuals
Get All Their Energy?
[gay issues]
Do
You Have to be Gay to Tell Another Guy His
Eyes are Pretty?
[gay issues,
questions]
ABC News Confuses Marion Barry
with Man Who Lost
Pants
[Marion Barry]
Least Popular Alcoholic Drinks
Executive Fascinated By Electrician's Lunch
Area Man Somehow Roped Into Arguing Passionately For Green
Day
[Green Day]
A No Hassle Way to Rob a Bank--If it Worked
Report: Only 7 Band Names Remaining
Newsweek's
Cheesy Story on Drugs
Abusive
Husband Has Sense Of Humor About It
Following the Advice from The Secret for 2 Months
[The Secret]
Even CEO Can't Figure Out How Radio Shack Still
in Business
[Radio Shack]
David
Hasselhoff Drunkenly Eats a Cheeseburger
[David Hasselhoff]
Just this Once, Let's Stay Up All Night and Do
a Bunch of Coke
[cocaine,
drugs]
Only Jewish Kid in Class Asked to Talk About Holocaust
. . .
[Jewish people]
Briton Cleans Up on Wager That He'd Reach 100
The Wisdom of Children
[children]
